Calling someone a douche or douchebag is honestly one of the most genuinely satisfying experiences. I can't even explain what it means to be a douche, but the term fits some people so perfectly that you just know.

Being called a douche unnecessarily is one of the most degrading experiences. Some people just don't know how to spot one. This leads to all kinds of false accusations, confusion and embarrassment. Help out the uneducated with these I'm not a douche candies.

The peppermint flavor will soothe you while the large print on the box, of course in public view, will set all those confused accusers straight.